David Beckham Shows Skin For Lecture, Raises Standards For Universities Everywhere

Let's get right to it, shall we? David Beckham showed off his chiseled-by-the-gods torso to a bunch of wildly undeserving college lecture attendees. Seriously, we never really expect someone to partake when we jokingly shout, "Take it off!," but Becks obliged to one student's request, and now our entire college experience seems lackluster in comparison. The flash of per-Becks-tion was in an effort to show the students at Peking University his Chinese tattoo, which translates to "Life and death a...